Here are some things you shouldn’t expect from us, and why.
- Men don’t give a fuck about romance because we have dicks. We’re just not wired that way. I don’t give a fuck about wine. Fuck a candlelight dinner. And to be honest, I don’t give a fuck about lingerie, and all that “sexy” shit. You know what’s sexy to me?.. Sex! Having sex is sexy to me. There’s nothing sexier than placing my dick in a woman’s vagina, repeatedly. I’m sorry to tell you this, but the fairy tale you see in movies doesn’t exist. It’s fiction. Don’t expect all that romantic shit in the real world.
- Most men are not going to fuck you for hours on end because we’re mortals. When I was young I could make fuck 3-4, maybe 5 times in a day, and do that multiple times in a week. While in college, there were days where I would eat, sleep, and fuck. I was a marvelous specimen. As a man closing in on 30, who has a full-time job and other responsibilities, I might make fuck 3-4 time a week. I’m not going to smash for an hour though, on the regular. Fuck that, I have things to do. Like watch sports, and eat, and think about shit. I’ll give you 30 minutes, maybe 40 if I’m feeling groovy. But if it’s a weekday, I’ve worked all day, AND went to the gym, you might get only 15 minutes out of me. Get mad if you want. I don’t care.
And real shit. If you can’t get your issue off in 30 mins, it’s not me, it’s you. And if you can’t jump on top of a dick and find your own button, that shit might be broke out here, dawg. Take your faulty ass, generic, store brand g-spot back to Woolworth’s and tell them to replace it with one that’s reliable.
Oh, and one more thing. If you’re built like King Koopa, don’t try talk to me about having sex all night and shit. Be honest with yourself. You probably couldn’t even walk around the block without getting winded. You ain’t getting it popping like that. And nothing against big women, I know a number of beautiful, heavy chicks. I’m just saying #doe. Stop lying out here, dawg. You’re embarrassing yourself.
- Stop expecting men to come up with amazing date ideas because we don’t give a fuck about shit you give a fuck about. Don’t expect a man to ask you to go salsa dancing, or to a winery, because we don’t expect you to ask us if we want to go fishing with you, or to the gun range. You don’t give a fuck about football, just like we don’t give a fuck about eating cheese and drinking wine in a wack ass vineyard. If you want to do something with us that you think is fun, ask us? We’ll probably go, even though we don’t want to. But if your dude is anything like me, he won’t be paying for that shit. If you ask me to do something, expect to pay for it. Just like I pay for shit when I ask you to go.
You probably won’t ever understand this last one, but I’m going to say it anyway.
- Don’t take it personal when your man fucks other women. I’m about to say the most honest shit I have ever said on here; A good man will cheat on the perfect woman. Most men don’t cheat because their women are lacking, men want to fuck other women because men just like fucking other women. It has nothing to do with their lady at all. A man who’s in love with his girlfriend dearly, who would die to protect his chick, might still step out ever so often. Our dicks and our hearts are not #TheSamePerson. They operate seperately, and have nothing to do with each other. They’re damn near enemies. Because most of the times our heart hates our dick after we get done fucking other chicks. But it’s in our nature. Yes, we think at a higher level than any other animal on this earth. But we’re still mammals, and have very similar traits. And regardless of how much society tries to ignore our instincts, that still won’t make them go away.
With that said… My niggas. If you love her, don’t cheat on her. Because she will leave your ass. And you will be sick as fuck. Don’t believe your dick, pussy ain’t worth losing a good woman.”—
@NicholsAccomp (via eatcerealwithwater)
I respect it. I believe it too…but idk if i’ll be able to accept it and maybe that’s why I’m single. who knows.